Happy New Year!

So much went on, and not one computer to blog it!

I'll recap what the big holiday beheld for me:

I started off with a week of dogsitting in Houston. Three huge beasts that tested the very fortitude that I own. Omletes were eaten whole, and if you messed up in a video game, you ate meat until you puke!

Christmas was good, I got my very own Dumb and Dumber tuxedo. I put out the vibe to say the least.

Then a trip to a Ranch house with Magan, and a new experience too. I waited. Yeah, and it was fun! Well, most people call it hunting, but I'll be correct in what happened. I sat in a cold ass deer stand, and waited. It looked as if I was a chain smoker, as the air from my warm lungs made clouds from my mouth. And as the deer ate the free food from the feeder, I dialed in the gun and shot it in the heart. So awesome. Then as I ate dinner at a restaraunt on the way home, I thought....what if someone is about to shoot me right now, while I'm eating. That would surely suck.

Something about getting the cross bike out with Jason seemed so right. He had my old scalpel, dialed in for the Torture Test. And 4 miles in the State Park, Jason yells that his bike is breaking. I figure the seat is lose, but the fork is 4 inches off. Then a sudden thud,and Jason is on the ground with a front wheel and bike seperated.

Nothing big happened on New Years, except I already broke my resolution. It took a good three hours though. I was going to try to go all year without farting.

The rest of the time was spent with Mark, beating "Hunter:The Reckoning" video game, yelling "DIIIIIIIEEEEE" to the zombies and those even rats. Jason concluded the festivities by joining Mark and I last night to fulfill our derlicting destiny!