Mulletmania!

More than likely, if you see a redneck....you see a mullet. And if you see a mullet, then you're probably going to see a guy with no shirt on. Most of the time these individuals are driving a truck of some sort. Usually an 80's style pickup. This guy proves my example:

While being a redneck doesn't apply just to the male species. Women too have succumed to the inevitible force that is Redneck, and either showing off what Male Rednecks oggle over, or waving a flag over bodyparts that don't need to be seen(unless of course you are a Male Redneck). The later subject can also be seen with the redneck weapons of choice...a beer and cigarrette in the same hand.

Even Rednecks are embarrised of tattoo's from a long night of drinking many moons ago. Here, this subject show's the hairstyle to cover a tattoo of kinds....by you guessed it, a MULLET!

No mullet talk can happen without a Redneck midget:

Now for those of you wanting to grow a mullet, which I highly discourage(unless you live in Europe, ride bikes REALLY fast, or you are of course....a Redneck), I'll throw in some hints and basic rules that you'll need.

1. Decide what kind of look you are trying to achieve. “Mullet” is a broad classification of a type of hairstyle - there are a number of sub-classifications.
Is most of your time spent in business meetings or meeting clients for lunch? Think about The Business Mullet.

Do you spend a lot of time at Wal-Mart? Is your drink of choice Bud Light? Consider the Mulletino.

The Mulhawk is a classic combination of the Mullet and the Mohawk. (as seen with the midget mullet).

2. Once you’ve decided on a “style” for your mullet, head to Wal-Mart or your local pub at 11 AM to see some mullets up close and personal. Get to know the style, because it’s not just a hairstyle, it’s a lifestyle.
3. While at Wal-Mart, pick up a few sleeveless t-shirts, or if you want, have a friend rip the sleeves off your t-shirt - this is best done while you’re still wearing it. Or get a wifebeater T shirt if weather permits.
4. Next, you’ll need a good pair of boots. Though you’ll be spending a lot more time barefoot, a pair of boots is going to come in handy for trips to Wal-Mart.
5. Buy an old junk Camaro to park in your driveway. Try to keep it under $600. Spend as many hours as possible drinking Bud Light with the Camaro’s hood up.
6. That’s really about it. Oh yeah, if you have short hair, begin your mullet by no longer cutting the hair on the back of your head as it grows out. This could take any where from 3 to 6 months to achieve the proper lengths. If your hair is longer - you lucky dog - grab a Bud Light and have your cousin cut the hair on the sides and top of the head short.

Of course, if you are more artistic, or have experience with a mullet already, you can create your own style of mulleting. For the newcomers, stick to the basic style mullets.
Now, if you do grow your mullet for Redneck reasons, know that riding a bicycle is off limits, and driving your pickup truck and throwing old beer cans at cyclists is kosher.

So get out there, and enjoy your mullet....no more sunburned necks, and you always have the party going on in the back!