Eureaka!!!!!

I solved the problem that people in cycling seem to crave. The spectator viewings. It is said that other than family and friends, there is no spectators. And I gotta kinda admit, that cycling isn't all that appealing to the public eye. BUT, I think I came up with a solution. While talking to Danielle, she said that the TOUR was boring to watch.....hmmm, what can we do to out do the tour? Well, I used my college degree for this one. What does our audience like? Well, take Baseball and Football....the sports aren't all that fun to watch....BUT they have something that draws people to the game. Americans like two things......Sex and beer. So we'll just sell them like that:


Of course these are rough drawings from my head, BUT you get the idea.....Team Smackers would love this idea I'm sure!















And who doesn't like cheering for their team? Why, I know I do! Go Woodlands!!! And the riders would surely appriciate all the jumping up and down that they recieve!












If I have to personally put on a race, in Huntsville, and show others how it's done, I might just do it! Frat guys would show for beer, sorority girls would follow....and the cheerleaders, well lets just pray I can think of a way to get them there!